• May 23, 2012

Teenage Lobbyists Gone Wild

by Alex Pareene

Hey, at least one House employee listened to our demand that you send us vulgarisms while yer supposed to be working:

Subject: overheard in Longworth Cafeteria
at just about 12:40pm today:

Crossing through the throng of citizen advocates, middle school delegations, and tourists to get a lowly pre-made sandwich because I wouldn’t stand in a 10 minute line for a lousy piece of chicken, I heard:

1st 14 year old tourist/school trip girl: …make it illegal.
2nd 14 year old tourist/school trip girl: Yeah, so then girls will stick coat hangers up their pussies!
1st 14 year old and the rest of the girl gaggle around them: Shhhh, (giggle)…oh my god, (snicker).

Yeah, now that they bar members-turned-lobbyists from the door, these pro-choice interest groups are already getting a lot more creative.

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