Wonkette

* Inside the Beltway: Record number of lawmakers and reporters will descend on the Conservative Members Retreat today; bloggers are invited for the first time. . . Entrepreneur hawks “George Allen for President Classic Thong.” [WT]
* Page Six: Bernard-Henri Levy jokes that Barack Obama could win in ‘08 “if he’s smart enough not to hire Bob Shrum to handle his campaign.” [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Memoir of former prostitute Dimitra Ekmektsis includes drugged times with Aaron Sorkin. [NYDN]