It’s been pointed out to us that statements that Trent Lott has made in his past, such as: “The Democrats seem to think that the answer is a lawsuit. Sue everybody.” And: “If their answer to everything is more lawsuits, then yes, that’s a problem, because I certainly don’t support that.” And: “It’s sue, sue, sue… That’s not the answer.”

Do not jibe with the measures he’s taking to rebuild his famous front porch: “Mississippi Sen. Trent Lott and his wife sued State Farm Fire & Casualty Co. to force the insurer to pay for damage to their house in Pascagoula on the Gulf of Mexico, which was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina.”

So, if you’re scoring at home: Sending the Solicitor General to advocate on behalf of golddigging whores — vital to the national interest. Megarich Senator spends taxpayer dollars suing to have his “in harm’s way” gulf state home rebuilt — terrifically important. Valerie Lakey nearly vivisected by a pool pump — surely she can pull herself up by her bootstraps!

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