We Wish To Inform You That While We Ain’t Saying You’re a Gold Digger, You Don’t Appear to Care About No Broke—

In his nationally televised news conference this morning, President Bush told the press corps that it hurts his feelings whenever he hears that he doesn’t care about black people.

That’s sort of like the way people in Sudan say it hurts their bodies whenever they hear the President refer to his Darfur policy as “Where?” But then again, it’s sort of not like that at all.

Just sayin’.— DCEIVER