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We didn’t make it past the Note’s hilarious fake Iraqi election exit poll. The one they funded by selling off on “vintage, eBay-ready Note Notebooks.” Complete with fake exit poll hotline! There will likely be fake results! Not unlike 2004.Anyhow, we laughed until we stopped. Luckily, a reader with a stronger, ah, constitution forged on and spotted this Washington diary dropping:

Of course, Sen. Obama’s immigrant status is roughly that of George Bush, which is why people talk about him running for president all the time. But you know what they say about potential presidential candidates: they all look alike.

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