Remainders: The Abu Ghraib in the War On Christmas Edition

•Su Lin and Butterstick battle for cute supremacy. [Pandafix]
•“I don’t really understand the need to have a giant creche in front of the courthouse. Is that the cradle of the holiday spirit? You’re like, ‘Boy, it sucks that I got that DUI, but look! The manger!’” [What Would J. Crew Do?]
•Someone in Tompkins Square Park is overheard to exclaim “It was so lame! It was full of bloggers!” Check out who overheard it! A hint: At one point, she was a BLOGGER that was FULL. Of semen. [Overheard in New York]
•The tale of two Bushes, scored side by side. [Boi From Troy]— DCEIVER