Remainders: Velcro Gays
•Is Condi gay?!?!?!?!??! Only the National Enquirer knows for sure. But we refuse to subscribe to find out. So much better to imagine... mmmm.... [ National Enquirer ]
•Bush lurves Tina's gams. [ AP ]
•"Velcro Veep" bounces off me and sticks on you. [ USAT ]
•Wal-mart opposition has "bamboo" in the lobby. Yeah, yeah.... "bamboo." [ USAT ]
•Condi Rice's media guy. (Ask him about the gay!) Brilliant about image, total cheapskate on the minibar. [ NYT ]
•C-SPAN totally biased! On "Washington Journal," "just 3 percent were women of color." Well fuck. [ FAIR ]
•Washington has a gap between the "haves and the haves-power." But we have awesome boots. [ WP ]
•"I'M HOME FROM HAVING A COLONOSCOPY -- everything went fine, but I think I'll let the drugs leave my system for a while longer before doing any serious blogging." Pretty much the definition of TMI. [ Instapundit ]