Wonkette

We read today about Sen. Ted Kennedy’s off-line-only love affair with blogs. He has no Berry, no computer, no email — it must be nice to be so rich that everyone does that for you — so he keeps up with them via a weekly memo about “what progressive blogs, especially Daily Kos and MyDD.com, are saying on key issues.” We got a sneak peek at these memos and have transferred them from their hand-lettered vellum scrolls to this pixel form:

10/28/05: Iraq war bad. Bush lied. Stupid Bush. MERRY FITZMAS.
11/04/05: Election was stolen. Iraq war REALLY bad. Bush stupid, a liar.
11/11/05: Lying stupid Bush stole the election. Bad goes the Iraq war.
11/18/05: JACK MURTHA ROCKS.
11/25/05: Iraq war bad.

We understand that Kennedy also follows the news very closely and often has his staff tell him what happened on the “talking picture box.”Kennedy :)’s on Political Bloggers