Wonkette

The heh-heh files. Elisabeth Bumiller’s Washington Notebook entry today is, uhm, damp:

Built like the tight end he was in high school, with a gleaming shaved head that sets off his pinstriped suits, Steve Schmidt looks like someone you would not want to bump into in a dark corner of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, his current lair.

Somewhere in D.C., Jeff Gannon sighs, “Speak for yourself, Liz.” Oh, and like this isn’t a turn-on: Last year, he “stalked through campaign headquarters declaring, ‘Kill, kill, kill.’”Intense, Yes, but Not Always Hugely Successful [NYT]