Wonkette

• We keep getting emails about some change-up at CNN. Who is this Aaron Brown guy? [TV Week]
• There’s a “White House ‘truth closet.’” Is Scott McClellan in it? [NPR]
• Law and justice religious leader is way into profit: “Some of us truly believed God told us to serve Jay…But not to help him live like Louis XIV.” [Legal Times]
• A War on Terror vs. War on Bird Flu analogy: Cheney is to Halliburton as Rumsfeld is to Gilead Sciences. Go nuts, kids. [Fortune]
• Jesus Christ what does it take to get fired from the Times? [NYO, HuffPo]
• Bloggers staying away from WH briefings in droves. Why? Because we’re laaazzzeeee. [E&P]
• The closing of the Senate will be avenged: “In a real sense, you see, the U.S. Senate plays by hip-hop rules: Respect is all. Disrespect is the ultimate crime, and must be avenged swiftly and mercilessly.” They don’t call him Fristy-Cent for nothing. [TNR's The Plank]
• You have no idea how badly we wish we were making this up: “Santorum: Well she called and the first thing she said to me was you know Suzanne Wright? I said sure and then she says, well I’d like to do a threesome.” [C&L]