Matt Cooper's 16th Minute of Fame
Top four signs that Matt Cooper is running out of material for further first-person articles about his involvement in the CIA leak investigation, which are starting to sound less like journalism and more like Bob Graham's journals:
4. "On Aug. 23, I had a tuna sandwich and gave a deposition in Abrams' Washington office about the conversation."
3. "I had just come back from swimming."
2."Eventually I raced home without showering in order to take Libby's call."
1. "We spoke for a few minutes as I sprawled on my bed."
Sprawled, eh? Yeah, we do most of our interviews that way, too. But we get paid $9.99 a minute for them.