Branding Butterstick

Last week, Wonkette asked “Who’s selling the ‘Butterstick’ t-shirts and where can we get one?” Well, now we know. And while they seem to be acting, oh, so coy about it, it looks to us that they’re coming via the folks that coined the name in the first place–but in a nice touch, all profits from the sales are going directly to the good people at FONZ. So everybody wins! Except the Chinese, of course, who’ll be getting a panda named after one of the crappiest Rush songs ever. — DCEIVER

Tai Shan? More Like Tai Suck! [Wonkette]
Butterstickerprice [Unrequited Narcissism]