Wonkette

• AU ex-prez’s wife calls him “the most ethical man I ever met.” And he’s not married to Harriet Miers. Still: “What, did Ladner pull this woman off a pirate ship or something? Honey, I’ve met more ethical men on the sets of Estonian bukkake movies.” [DCeiver]
• “Memorials on the National Mall? So Crazy, It Just Might Work” [G.p]
• What if you had a 17th Street Drag Race and everybody came? [DCist's Flickr]
• Butterstick’s lethal level of adorability claims another victim. [Blacktable]