Look, we know it’s a slow news day, but this is getting a little ridiculous. Suspected of a crime, accused by the state of a crime. And everyone’s toothy as a fucking beauty pageant.

This headshot — er, mugshot — was taken in Texas, people. Texas! Nary a Korean postage stamp border to frame it. No novelty electric chair helmet to crown our man’s well-coiffed dome. Gone are the pair of Cool Hand Luke mirrored sunglasses reflecting Jack Abramoff’s zip through the Scottish countryside in a golf cart. We get nothing.

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Third DeLay Trip Under Scrutiny [WaPo]

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