The Week in Wonkette: Roberts Confirmed, Judith Denied
•Chief Justice John Roberts gives Bush control of Congress's executive branch .
•Bill Bennett gambles on an ad absurdum argument .
•Laura Bush, international spokesmodel .
• David Dreier not hard enough to replace the Hammer.
•Drudge's headline writing skills decoded , demystified .
•White House staffers introduced to concept of " subways ."
•Judy Miller fucked us .