Inside the Bubble: Whoppers

• Peter Jennings’ memorial service, where the balance of tears was repaid: “the slightest achievement by his children, or even his dog, would wet his eyes.” [WP]
• “Stuck on stupid,” not really so imaginative. [Exploding Aardvark]
• Andrea Mitchell on being married to Alan Greenspan: “how careful we have been, over the past 18 years since he has been at the Fed, to establish a firewall.” Hot. [WP]
• Bill O’Reilly’s biggest whooper yet: “Mr. Donahue, with all due respect– ” [J$P, C&L]
• More from inside Fox News: “It doesn’t matter if CNN is running it at the top of the hour. If drugs are involved we don’t run it.” [BitBA]