Hastert's Brilliant Plan
Perhaps you've been wondering why we've repeatedly been ragging on Heffalump-a-like Congressional Speaker Denny Hastert. It's because he suggested that, you know, maybe we shouldn't bother with New Orleans: "It looks like a lot of that place could be bulldozed." Oh, why not? But we were thinking. . .
Maybe instead of bulldozing, they could just drop copies of the transportation bill. Would flatten any city pretty quick. Too bad you can't eat that kind of pork.