Wonkette

• Inside the Beltway: Podesta group issues press release titled “How Not to Prepare for a Massive Hurricane, by President Bush“. . . White House pool report noted Air Force One served “the biggest cinnamon bun you ever saw, even bigger than the ones you can buy in the mall.” [WT]
• Inside Politics: Buchanan calls for Republicans to attack Bush for his immigration policies. . . Will evangelicals accept Romney, a mormon, in ‘08? [WT]
• Names & Faces: Schwarzenegger museum in Austria closes. [WP]
• Liz Smith: Bill Clinton and Desmond Tutu will receive awards from the Human Rights Campaign. [NYP]