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Just to keep a minimal level of decorum, Wonkette would like to offer a Guide to Ineffectual Protesting, the non-partisan edition. Whether you want to kick some rag-head ass or abolish the Zionist neo-con cabal, we think you’ll find these suggestions make for less ridiculousness all around.• Spell check your signs.
• Do not destroy religious symbols honoring dead soldiers.
• Do not invite Al Sharpton.
• Telling wounded soldiers that they were “maimed for lies” makes you look like an asshole.
• Vaginas make poor spokespeople.
• Maintain your sense of humor.
• Bathe.