• May 21, 2012

Just to keep a minimal level of decorum, Wonkette would like to offer a Guide to Ineffectual Protesting, the non-partisan edition. Whether you want to kick some rag-head ass or abolish the Zionist neo-con cabal, we think you’ll find these suggestions make for less ridiculousness all around.

Spell check your signs.
Do not destroy religious symbols honoring dead soldiers.
Do not invite Al Sharpton.
Telling wounded soldiers that they were “maimed for lies” makes you look like an asshole.
Vaginas make poor spokespeople.
Maintain your sense of humor.
Bathe.

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