Way to hustle, Pat Robertson, keeping evangelical Christianity interesting! As you may know, Pat recently called for someone to assassinate Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez. A controversial move, to be sure, but we had no idea that Christianity was like some massive multiplayer game where someone could just take people out. (That’s what he said: ”We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”) Sure, Robertson has called for God to empty a couple of benches on the Supreme Court, but, generously, that could just mean asking God to make them sick, or asking God to give their spouse a terminal illness so they’d have to retire. Assassination, though? Hottt. Is there a plug-in that allows you to fuck? Better hope Hillary doesn’t try to ban it.
Robertson’s Comments Are Slammed by Venezuela [AP/NYT]
Hillary Clinton: The “Mod” is for “Moderate” [Wonkette]
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