Roberts a la Mode

At Under Their Robes, the Article 3 Groupie does an impressive round up of all the evidence gathered thus far in the case of "Judge John Roberts versus the Groundless Gay Rumors." But, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand pairs of plaid pants:

Please, people. The three least likely people in the world to want, uhm, pie, no?

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