Wonkette

The Daily Briefing is on vacation.• Harvard graduate gets good job. [WP]
• Sen. Robert Byrd used to carry a fiddle “everywhere he went,” now carries Constitution and wants you to, too. . . . Roberts is “totally impressed” with co-Reliable Source. . . . Lott blames Frist for his downfall. [WT, WT]
• Sheehans want mom to come home. . . . Russell Simmons, Rev. Al Sharpton among those producing film on life of Emmett Till. [NYDN]
•NY Republican senate candidate William Brenner buys his panties at JC Penny, “No word on what type of undies Hillary Clinton is rocking under her business suits these days.” [Page Six]
• Morgan Spurlock’s FX series super-sized. [Cindy Adams]