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We’re worried about things over at Slate. Jack Shafer has filed his third crystal meth dispatch in a week, which can only be seen as a cry for help. And Tim Noah, forced to file something in Washington in August, embarks on a search for . . . the i-Tunes customer assistance number. We sort of picture Tim as the cranky Andy Rooney character over at the Slate office–shaking his newspaper and muttering about the power company while Shafer huffs airplane glue and cranks up the speed metal in the basement. If only Jerry Springer made office calls. . . .–HOLLY MARTINSCalling i-Tunes [Slate]

The Meth-Mouth Myth: Our Latest Moral Panic [Slate]