We’re hopping on another gay-friendly blogger campaign: Name that panda “Butterstick”! Unrequited Narcissism goes through the outstanding reasons for christening the little fella after our favorite fatty spread, the best being, “We’ve got a graphic, which means that soon CafePress will be disgorging butterstick promotional gear by the truckload.” (Heh. “Disgorging buttesticks.” I think have the first Disgorging Buttersticks 7-inch.)
You probably think it’s a long shot, but come on: It’d be so like the National Zoo to hop on the Atkins Diet bandwagon now. Like they haven’t lost enough money on those fucking bears.
stick it to ‘em [Unrequited Narcissism]
Butterstick’s A Boy! [DCist]
Zoos Find Pandas Don’t Make the Cash to Cover Their Keep [WP]
RELATED: Baby Panda: Uniter, Not Divider [Wonkette]
Read More:
- Metro Section: She Can Solve All Our Problems Edition
- China Tired of Loaning Us Everything, Seizes Butterstick From Washington Zoo
- Farewell, Butterstick: Unwanted Panda Being Shipped To China
- Thug Panda Butterstick Nearly Humps D.C. Zookeeper's Leg To Death
- Lame Atlanta Panda Gives Birth To Non-Butterstick Panda Baby
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