Wonkette

We’re sure Hotline didn’t mean anything by it, but we know the first thing that came to mind this morning upon reading these two items in a row:

• SCOTUS nominee John Roberts “conceded” he should have said he was registered to lobby on behalf of the cosmetics industry in the questionnaire he submitted to the Senate (Newsday).• “Roberts Donated Help to Gay Rights Case” (Los Angeles Times).

That’s right: Clearly, Judge Roberts is a somewhat crooked but basically nice guy who maybe tries to even the karmic balance by helping out worthy causes.

Also, he is gay.

Confidential to M.D.: Just because you found the one bad picture of the guy doesn’t mean he’s not pretty.