Wonkette's Instant Opinions You Should Have Now
Coming up with your own opinions is hard. We've come up with some for you.
• Plame probe : "Started during the Cleveland administration, right?"
• Bolton recess appointment to the U.N. : "I liked Trump's renovation plan better."
• Gore's new television channel : " Wake me when it starts showing 'Law & Order' re-runs."
•Texas schools teaching a course on the Bible : "They can read in Texas?"
•The Dems getting a look at John Roberts' Justice Department docs : "If only he liked porn more."
Need an opinion on something? Send us the news item (), we'll give you the cocktail-party-appropriate response.