Yes, everyone’s getting all het up about Helen Thomas saying she’s kill herself if Cheney even ran for President. We don’t know why: First of all, it’s a safe bet. Second of all, while a generous offer, Cheney needs virgin blood.
REPORTER VOWS TO ‘KILL SELF’ IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT [Drudge]
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