Wonkette

We worry we may be overqualified:

Tired of the office? Got the blue collar blues? Try Toilet: The NovelLooking for a professional buisnessman to run throughout downtown D.C., Dupont Circle and Georgetown with a toilet seat on his head, preferably during hot weather. Job entails dressing professionally and handing out toilet paper to interested residents.

Job will pay 35 dollars, or 7 dollars an hour, for one afternoon’s worth of work.

To apply, send your cover letter and resume to toiletthenovel@aol.com
For more info on the job visit:
www.toiletthenovel.com

Gonna be a competitive applicant, uhm, pool we thinkg: This town offers no shortage of shitheads.

UPDATE: If you don’t get the job, try your luck at the “Toilet Contest”:

WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FIG-NEWTONS, A TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY WITH A FULL WEEK BOOKING IN A RESIDENTIAL SEWER, OR HOTEL SWEET (YOU CHOOSE!), AND YOUR VERY OWN TOILET DUCK! (NOT THE CLEANING PRODUCT FOLKS. BUT, A REAL LIVE DUCK THAT WILL LIVE IN YOUR TOILET! IT WILL EVEN QUACK WHEN YOU SHIT ON IT!*)

We expect to an ad to fill the duck’s job on Craigslist soon

Tired of the office? Got the blue collar blues? Try Toilet: The Novel [Craigslist]
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