It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Stupidity

Hard-hitting local news “Live at 5″ turns the heavy ammunition of “team coverage” on the most important news of the day: The heat.

We don’t have the transcript on us, but we think it went something like this:

ANCHOR: Bob, what’s the weather like where you are?
BOB: It’s hot, Cindy.
ANCHOR: And, you, Terri, is hot where you are?
TERRI: Yes, Cindy, very warm.
ANCHOR: Bill, can you let us know what’s like in your area?
BILL: I’m indoors, Cindy, it’s not quite as hot. But I have removed my pants anyway.

WRC-DC (NBC) [TVEyes.com]