Wonkette

• Britney Spears’ tech guy applies Hit-Me-One-More-Time app to defeating Roberts, but “I’m not sure how closely Britney has been following this issue.” [NYer]• Stiff upper lip, tongue in cheek: “This morning in Wandsworth I saw my first ‘DON’T SHOOT - I’m not Brazilian’ t-shirt.” [BBC]

• David Souter wishes he didn’t live with his mom anymore. [AP]

• Live, nude, Jenna Bush…. sort of. [The Miss Education of Jenna Bush]

• You don’t want to get the weather people mad. [National Weather Service Employees Organization]