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Chief Justice William Rehnquist is still not retired… but he is in the hospital. AP reports that Rehnquist is being treated for a high fever and that suspicions of news orgs were raised after they noticed “unusual comings and goings at Rehnquist’s suburban Virginia town home.” That sounds so promising, but, sadly, no midgets, drag queens, or sex swing installers, just a court police officer carrying out “distinctive cane and a shirt. Later, he brought out shoes and pants.” Well, that is unusual. The Justices wear pants?Rehnquist Hospitalized for Fever in Va. [AP]