The race to replace Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's 1st District is about to get messy.
White House correspondent April Ryan is getting death threats. We're sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders is VERY upset.
Red state Democrats need your love!
And also, your open thread!
If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers.
Congressional Democrats are pissed he did it without approval from Congress.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Who would ever have guessed that a rightwing clown would also be grifty as hell?
The three stooges were just bumbling patriots trying to save their country with fertilizer bombs.
Three times is NOT a coincidence.
SHIT GON' BE ON FIRE Y'ALL
Christ, What an Asshole.
Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!
Get to know Liz Crokin, the ex-gossip columnist who thinks Hollywood and DC are colluding to EAT ALL THE CHILDREN.
We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!
Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!
SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!
Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light to normal to reach.