Worst Dressed At The Emmys: The Podium Wearing Sean Spicer

Sean Spicer doesn't get to do self-deprecating comedy now.

Fucking Obamacare Repeal WON’T STAY DEAD

Yes, they're at it again. We need to kill this damned thing for good.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
No Hue! Hue!

Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview!

Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why.

St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)

St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating

The Week In Terrible Men: Evil Women Wear Leggings Just To Torment Incels

Men keep being oppressed! Unfair!

Juggalos And Trump Supporters Are Marching On Washington. Two Will Enter, Both Will Be...

MOAR stands for Mother Of All Rallies. So far, about 1,000 people have shown up.

WILD CARD! Get Weird With ‘Trump: The Movie’ Now And Thank Us Later

It's a movie-trailer parody starring Danny DeVito and The People Who Are In That Show with Danny DeVito!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT AN ANIMAL, OK?

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Gross Fox Sports Douche Man Under Impression CNN Is Own Personal Beer Commercial

Skeevy cracker says what? Also your open thread.
I'm not touching you...OK, I'm tasing and shooting you dead, but not touching you...

Judge Says Ex-St. Louis Cop Didn’t Murder Guy After Saying He’d ‘Kill This Motherfucker’...

It's one of those 'Oh Jesus, shit, no, not again' kind of days.

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Nancy Pelosi’s Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides’ Mouths Go SHUT

The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.

Jesus, Facebook, Does Russia Have A Pee Tape Of You Too?

It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.

Dana Rohrabacher Has Thoughts On Charlottesville. They Are Stupid Crazy Lunatic Thoughts.

Is Dana Rohrabacher drunk here too? We are just asking (yes).

CBO Confirms Trump’s Fuckery Increasing Obamacare Costs, But ACA Still Really Hard To Kill!

Bad News: Trump's attempts to ratfuck the ACA are measurable. Good News: Obamacare takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Dinesh D’Souza Joins Fox & Friends To Smarm About Illegal Brown Voting

Sorry, can't hear Dinesh D'Souza over the sound of his conviction for election fraud.

Trump Calls Terrorists ‘Losers,’ Saves World. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 15, 2017

A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.
Most accurate Trump image yet

Donald Trump: The Dog Ate The Mexican President’s Cell Phone!

Donald Trump is the worst leader ever. Sad. Weak. Embarrassing. Also it is your OPEN THREAD.

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.

Steve Mnuchin Asked For Military Jet For Honeymoon Because He Is Only A Three...

Time for another edition of 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Clueless'

If Ted Cruz Hates Dildos So Much, Then What’s This In His Butt?

It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of...

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!