Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.
Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.
What are YOU doing to help the already wealthy?
Can't think of any reason Trump would reverse this Obama-era policy... Oh, *that.*
Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.
Mitch McConnell has A PLAN to save the Alabama Senate Seat. He'll get a woman to save his bacon. That'll work.
Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.
Pip pip and cheerio!
Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?
THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.
Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
Congratulations, Trump Judicial Pick/Ghosthunter Brett Talley! You Are Wonkette’s Sexiest Man Alive!
Oh, like this is any weirder than Blake Shelton!
Richard Cordray To Leave Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Banks Prepare Royal Screwing Of Everyone
In related news, the stock price for Fox® Security For Henhouses is way up
Trolls don't live only under bridges.
But Legal Twitter does appreciate the laughs!
What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?
Here's a big surprise: Republicans waiving a rule Republicans put in place to make raising taxes harder.
Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.
And the missus is a piece of work, too!
As Chris Hayes said, here is Mo Brooks in M.C. Escher hell.