Midterm Madness: ‘Iron Stache’ Gets Ready To Punch A Nazi In Wisconsin’s 1st

The race to replace Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's 1st District is about to get messy.

It’s An April Ryan/Sarah Huckabee Sanders Death Match, And You Know That White Lady...

White House correspondent April Ryan is getting death threats. We're sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders is VERY upset.

Kentucky Gov. Says Rallying Teachers Caused Kids To Be Raped, Do Drugs And Get...

If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers.

Trump Bombs Syria, Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ Like A Common Dubya

Congressional Democrats are pissed he did it without approval from Congress.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Wondering When Our Long National Nightmare Will Be Over

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Let’s Close Out This Crazy Day With A Simple Story Of An Ex-Congressman’s 23...

Who would ever have guessed that a rightwing clown would also be grifty as hell?

These White Terrorists Were Just ‘Knuckleheads,’ Nothing To See Here, Go Home

The three stooges were just bumbling patriots trying to save their country with fertilizer bombs.

Trump Pardons Scooter Libby, Because LOLOL We Live In Hell And Nothing Matters Anymore?

Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!

Pizzagate Crazy Roseanne Fave Says Hillary Clinton Carved A Witch Face On A Lady’s...

Get to know Liz Crokin, the ex-gossip columnist who thinks Hollywood and DC are colluding to EAT ALL THE CHILDREN.
DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!
How am I supposed to be a good person with that nickname?

Michael Cohen: I AM NOT A CROOK!

We'll presume Cohen's tapes have far fewer anti-Semitic rants. Probably.
#MAGA?

Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know...

Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 30-YEAR-OLD BABY, DONALD TRUMP!

ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!

Armed Teachers Update: Are We Safe Yet?

Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!

Is There More ICE Fuckery And Evil Today? Is It A Day In 2018?

This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light to normal to reach.