ICE Knows Some Terrible Fucking Publicity When It Gets It, Gives Stay Of Deportation...

Rejoice! ICE has shown absolutely minimal decency to one of its targets. For now.

Betsy DeVos Tells Transgender Kids To Make A Safe Space In The Bushes If...

Sucks for you, transgender kids!

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People

Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?

Is Rachel Brand Just Totally Selfish, Or Is She A Fucking Coward Too?

Justice Department is HAAAAAARD, YOU GUYS.

Trump Giving Out Security Clearances Like Jizz-Stained Copies Of Forbes

The White House is giving out security clearances to every jackass who signs a loyalty pledge.
Go nuts

TFW You’re Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee...

Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one!

Donald Trump’s Infrastructure Plan Actually Tinier Than His Sad Little Peener

The Looter Administration continues in its mission to fuck America over.

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

Why Did Mike Pence Go All The Way To The Olympics To Embarrass America...

It's a pity Mike Pence went to the Olympics in the first place.

Oregon Hippies And Punx, See Us In Bend Tuesday Night!

Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.

Did Russia Hack Adam Rippon’s Score In Free Skate Last Night, Like A Common...

Are the Olympic judges fucking kidding right now?

When Devin Nunes STOPS BEING POLITE And *Also* STOPS BEING REAL.

Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

The Week In Garbage Men: ‘Kill The Gays’ Pastor Says Teen Gymnasts Too Sexy...

And Steve Bannon is scared of the 'anti-patriarchy' movement. Also this is your open thread!

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.

Former Gitmo Commander Who Called Prisoner Suicides ‘Asymetrical Warfare’ Named Ambassador To Australia

It is also quite possible that their deaths were not even suicides.

Here Is What’s Going On With Stupid #MEMOGATE, Part Eleventy Million

Donald Trump LOVED the Nunes Memo! The Democrats' Rebuttal ... yeah, not so much.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still On A World Tour, Come See Us In...

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!