Every interview request from Sean Hannity deserves this reply.
SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.
It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.
From the Mixed-Up Files Of Secretary Ryan Zinke.
AL.com will neither cease nor desist. Good day, Sir. They said GOOD DAY!
Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
Today, in case you were not aware, is International Mens Day. Coincidentally, it is also National Toilet Day.
Republicans are pizzagating themselves for your open thread!
Wait, Trump was lying about his net worth? Clutch the damn pearls!
One might say he is missing the point?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
You betcha, that's a heck of a backbone he's got there.
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Power to the people! Please, just a few kilowatt hours.
On Wednesdays we wear black tights.
Cannot wait to see someone wipe the smirk off that little Pizzagate bastard!
The cruellest thing you can do is point out to Republicans the real effects of their tax policies.
Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
A shocking tale of terrifying budget statistics.
Weird, the sexual predator in the White House still doesn't have anything to say about accused kid toucher Roy Moore.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!