Everything's coming up pizza!
Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?
To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.
This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.
There is NOTHING these people won't steal! Did you ever wonder who steals the salt shakers at Outback Steakhouse? IT'S THEM!
It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.
What else wouldn't Jesus say? Your OPEN THREAD!
Oh Republicans, always looking for ways to help the little guy (get fucked).
Speak into the microphone, Paulie!
It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.
Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)
Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.
Apparently Media Matters (and a really good Bill O'Reilly voice impersonator) just took 13 years to successfully put a hit out on his career.
He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself.
Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
The wiretapp was coming from inside the house!!!
Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!
Conway accused the awards show of 'alienating' people who want Donald Trump to succeed.
John Kelly will stick a shiv in Donald Trump's Trade Advisor. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Do kids really need to know anything about 'evolution' or 'climate change' or 'gravity'? Will they ever really USE it?
Apparently even 'Gab' won't let you tell people to go around killing Jewish people.
Oh darn. Someone has figured out that Democrats are totally RACIST against Trump supporters.
It is a day that ends in "Y," so it's time for another episode of White House Lawyers: LOL!!OMG!!WTF!! In today's installment, two members...