Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?
Meet Marc Kasowitz! He seems JUST GREAT.
Nothing to see here! Move along!
Have we mentioned this budget is terrible? It's actually terrible. No, worse than that.
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
Ladies and gentlemen, your president.
Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.
Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.
Sorry if you weren't planning to be gay today, but now you are.
We're not saying that Donald Trump's financial disclosure is false. But HE'S not saying that it's true, either.
Is there a limit to electoral ratfucking? YES, THERE IS!
Oh look who is trying to be relevant again!
Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?
Our president's eloquence may have fallen a bit short.
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.
We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.
What has gone wrong with our rich white men?
Montana special Congressional election is THIS THURSDAY, May 25. Don't let Gianforte goons tell you different!
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump's first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95...
It is a veritable cornucopia of WTF.