It's nice that he gets to enjoy his last Thanksgiving as a free man.
Alex Marlow insists that the definition of rape has changed to 'any sex you later regret.'
We're not sure if there's ever a good time for a rape joke. But we're sure that THIS ISN'T IT.
STOP LAUGHING, THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE.
If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!
Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.
Pretty sure diarrhea doesn't make you talk goofy.
JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN.
Today in RICH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZY ...
Well, he's not wrong!
Every interview request from Sean Hannity deserves this reply.
SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.
It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.
From the Mixed-Up Files Of Secretary Ryan Zinke.
AL.com will neither cease nor desist. Good day, Sir. They said GOOD DAY!
Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
Today, in case you were not aware, is International Mens Day. Coincidentally, it is also National Toilet Day.
Republicans are pizzagating themselves for your open thread!
Wait, Trump was lying about his net worth? Clutch the damn pearls!