Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Was The First To Sign Holocaust Memorial Yearbook’s Crack

Ladies and gentlemen, your president.

Trey Gowdy Eats Own Dick In Front Of Former CIA Director, How Embarrassing

Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

Jared Kushner, Slumlord? You Don’t Fucking Say

Come. Let the anger consume you.

Director Of National Intelligence Does Not Deny Trump Tried To Grab Him By Pussy

Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.

Donald Trump’s Budget Is A Model, Idiot

Donald Trump's tax plan and budget don't add up, as if that were a surprise. Let's look at some wishful budgeting!

Here Are 10 Sexxxy NSFW Pictures Of Navy Boys Climbing A Greasy Obelisk, And...

Sorry if you weren't planning to be gay today, but now you are.

Trump’s Personal Lawyer Sheri Dillon, You Are Going To Be A Wonkette STAR!

We're not saying that Donald Trump's financial disclosure is false. But HE'S not saying that it's true, either.

Clarence Thomas Joins Liberals To Strike Down Racist Redistricting?!?!? WHAAAAAAAA????

Is there a limit to electoral ratfucking? YES, THERE IS!

Chris Christie Wouldn’t Eat Michael Flynn If He Was On Fire

Oh look who is trying to be relevant again!

Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT...

Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?

After Manchester Terror Attack, Donald Trump Upgrades Alert Status To ‘Playground Taunt’

Our president's eloquence may have fallen a bit short.

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband’s Shit

We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.

Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids’ Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine

What has gone wrong with our rich white men?

Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He’s Not Scared At...

Montana special Congressional election is THIS THURSDAY, May 25. Don't let Gianforte goons tell you different!

Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They’re Dead

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump's first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95...

If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?

Now that Flynn has told the Senate to PISS OFF, will Richard Burr and Mark Warner personally beat it out of him? Or will they send staffers to do the job?

New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!

The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.

Donald Trump Set To Unveil Exciting Poor-Fucking Budget, For Poor-Fucking!

Please sir, may we have some more?

Wow, Turkey Is Being An *Unbelievable* Dick

Why didn't the US suspend all protest for the Turkish president, like Saudi Arabia did for Trump???