Kneeling is SO disrespectful!

TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)

Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!

Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown...

Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.

Homeland Security Just Took A Year To Tell States They Got Hacked By Russia....

The Department of Homeland Security decided it might be a good idea to tell states they'd been hacked. You think?

The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Declare Sex Dolls ‘The New Standard Of Beauty’

In which some Men Going Their Own Way have weird things to say about the face of a sex doll.

Your Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Has Excellent Taste In Terrible Men!

Something about women in leggings, women-beating billionaires, and Roy Moore racist, LIKE JESUS!

John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take...

Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.

Messing With Flint’s Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How ‘Pro-Life’ You...

Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money.

Milo’s ‘Free Speech Week’ Will Be A Garbage Fire, But Not The Garbage Fire...

Berkeley was going to spend a million on security, but Milo refused to do his homework :(
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Tom Price Doing His Part To Drown Health Department In Bathtub

Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!

If He’s Going Down, Paul Manafort Will Take Half Of DC Down With Him

He's like a disease! And half of DC is infected!

Mark Zuckerberg Real Sorry For Those Russian Ads Facebook Denied Ever Selling

Facebook is going to get all this fixed, real soon, just like it did the last time it screwed up, and the time before that.
This pic could be from the Juggalo march, who the fuck knows?

Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With...

Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!

It’s Way Past Time For Thinkpieces About How Hillary Clinton Should Go Away To...

The left/liberal divide needs to be hashed out, not glossed over, and Hillary Clinton existing isn't the problem.

How Can Graham And Cassidy Bribe Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski To Murder Obamacare?

Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want...

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don’t Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They’re Shallow...

If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)

Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because...

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.

How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It’s A Toss-Up!

Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
What's the truth, Agent Mulder?

New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO

At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?

Reporters Better Stop Trying To Look At Sean Spicer’s Secret Russia Diary OR HE...

That means you, too Bob Mueller! No Bobs allowed!

Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets? Erick Erickson,...

The plane to Maine was Pricey and a pain.

Donald Trump Penetrates Deeper And Deeper, Into The Heart … Of Dickness

Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.