Rod Stewart turns out to be quite the mensch.
Anthony Scaramucci: Hilarious threat to America, or dangerous goofball?
WHO'S YOUR DADDY, TRUMP? WHO'S YOUR REAL DADDY?
We can all agree that's pretty horrible, right?
Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.
These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!
Oh, look. Now the government is running like a protection racket.
WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!
The 'skinny repeal' is every bit as awful as all the other attempts to kill Obamacare. Who'd have guessed?
FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!
GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.
Lisa, come sit with us instead.
Pickle kisses Trump's ass like a common Scaramucci. Quillaine shows him how it is done.
The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.
Silvertongued Scaramucci says Trump wants to make healthcare more like Comcast and the airlines. So ... huh!
God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.
It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.
Has Donald Trump ever met anyone who DOESN'T have weird ties with Russia?
Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Civility is overrated.
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
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