Everybody Wants To Testify In Trump Russia Investigation Now! Except ‘Russian Spy’ Michael Flynn,...
CONNECT THE DOTS, MORANS. Also? OPEN THREAD.
Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...
Huge news! / Huge News! / Yawn....
What laws MIGHT Devin Nunes have broken this week in the process of humping Donald Trump's leg? Let's Clusterfucksplore!
So many leopards eating so many faces.
Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.
It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!
Presidenting: It's Haaaaaard.
Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.
This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote.
We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?
Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!
Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.
Can't very well NOT oppose this corporate tool.
Ex-CIA chief Michael Hayden predicted the direction of Team Trump's 'WIRE TAPP' whining this past weekend, before it happened!
Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.
He's the affluenza teen ... of our hearts!
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
It's your open thread about PUPPIES and JOE BIDEN, because face it, we need it.
Some of those old ladies can really move.
The cover-up is worse than the crime.