Tag: zoo

Vote To Name National Zoo’s Dumb Octopus ‘Cthulhu’

Ever since the Red Chinese took their panda back to Communist China, Washington's National Zoo has been a pretty beat-down no-panda-havin' sort of place. Kids don't want to go there, not even to get out of school for the...

HORRIBLE BUMMER: The Africkan Creature that ran through the streets of Atlanta on one memorable rush hour not too long ago has been put down. Apparently he messed up his hooves on his crazy walkabout, and they could not...

DC Loses A Panda, But Gains A New Salad Spot

Wednesday, January 27: The State of Union is on tonight, hooray! What a great excuse to drink, drink, drink as Obama promises tax cuts for everyone and health care for no one! Ventnor Sports Cafe is hosting a drinking...

Ann Coulter Zoo-Horse Coverup!