Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
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If the government won't force Muslims out, maybe private entrepreneurs like this dickhead will.
Rough times for white nationalists. Thank heavens Tucker Carlson cares.
The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
All politicians lie. Donald Trump lies about how awesome his lies are, because they're actually true. Which is a lie.
Trump doesn't need any of this crap! Except for this paddle game...and this chair...
At least he kept his caucus in his pants. As far as we know.
So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.
Chuck Todd should watch this to see how a journalist does interviews.
Meet Kelda Roys! She is kind of a badass.
Somewhere, Molly Ivins is smiling.
Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.
GROW. A. MOTHER. FUCKING. DICK. DEVIN.
The West Virginia teacher strike seems to be over. And it looks like they've given other underpaid teachers some ideas.
So goodbye. Please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you neeeeeeeeeeed.