Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!
Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump is still deciding whether the Yemen raid falls under 'Feather in my Cap!' or 'Big Black Eye!'
Pussgrab McWeakSad had a weak and sad night!
Nope, Donald Trump. Just NOPE.
Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!
'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow
Definitely sick of all the winning.
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Somebody needs to get Jason Chaffetz investigating this right away.