Tag: wtf

Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller’s Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.

Donald Trump Says Bunch Of Dumb Shit While Stock Market Plunges. Look, Kittens!

If Monday was any indication, we're in for another weird week.

Republican Steals Virginia House Seat To Keep GOP Control, So That’s Awesome!

These fuckin' motherfuckers, man.

Why Is This Man Smiling?

Can't sleep. Scary turtleman'll eat me. Can't sleep. Scary turtleman'll eat me.

SIXTY THREE People Arrested for ONE Bag of Weed In NOT AT ALL RACIST Party Bust

Bringing in 2018 with a bang AND a bust!

Deleted Comments: Turns Out Some People REALLY Don’t Like The Pope. Who Knew?

If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.

Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?

What Was Julian Farage Doing In Ecuadorian Embassy If He Wasn’t Meeting Nigel Assange?

Connect the dots, if any. Maybe there are no dots. Maybe YOU'RE the dot.

No, Seriously, You’re Not Gonna Believe The Dumb Bullsh*t Sean Spicer’s Offended By Now

Seriously, he's just barking at the UPS guy now.

Feds Desegregate Schools In Mississippi Town Time Forgot

A federal court ordered school desegregation plan be put in place in Cleveland, Mississippi, a mere 62 years -- almost to the day -- after Brown v. Board of Education.
Adams has actually not endorsed Trump. His readers love the bastard

Dilbert Guy Scott Adams Knows Sexy, And Donald Trump Is One Sexy Mofo

I'm Scott Adams. You may know me from my hilarious cartoon 'Dilbert,' and also from being kind of a wackadoo Men's Rights Guy. Here are my noodlings and ponderings on Donald Trump and his hot babe army and oh my god I want to die.
Comic Book Guy: I must Protest! Volkswagen Buses Were Never Manufactured In China!

China Will Win Your Capitalist American Heart With This Weird-Ass Music Video

From China's Xinhua News Agency comes proof that, whatever the formerly socialist nation's successes in introducing aspects of market economics to their planned economy, they're still getting the hang of producing advertising that works for Westerners. This 3-minute slice...
American candidates could just swap in a bald eagle

No American Political Ad Will Ever Top This Beautifully Insane Canadian Thing

Wyatt Scott is running for the Canadian Parliament, which is sort of like Congress except that instead of being owned by Big Oil and Wall Street, it's owned by Big Oil and Tim Horton's. He's an independent seeking the...
That was a moving performance! I Just wish they'd moved it somewhere else!

‘Pro-Lifers’ Present Abortion Masterpiece Theatre At White House, And It’s Insane

Oh my god. Republican protests are NEXT LEVEL. I can't stop laughing. pic.twitter.com/AJQMQbFsmw — Calvin (@aurosan) August 11, 2015 Some anti-Planned Parenthood demonstrators were captured performing this little playlet in front of the White House recently, and it is the most...