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Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!
Uh, oh, someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Peggy Noonan Wants To Show Steve Bannon Her Pulitzer

They don't give out Pulitzers for just anything!

Wall Street Journal Too Big A Pussy To Call Donald Trump A Liar

How unfair to call Trump a liar, just because he's a liar!
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Energy Companies Sue BP For Taking All Of The Fun Out Of Polluting

It's a dangerous time in America. Corporate People are being persecuted everywhere. Former Ivy League corporatist Ted Cruz is now a faux-populist who's such a commoner that he'll eat, or attempt to eat, pretty much anything. Kasich will create...

Tech Bazillionaire Tom Perkins Warns Of New Holocaust: People Complaining About Google Buses

Meet Tom Perkins. He is an uber-gazillionaire tech dude who once killed a man with his yacht. But that's just an interesting footnote to his biography. See, Tom Perkins is apparently hiding in an attic in San Francisco just...

Want To Write About Rich People And Their Rich People Mansions? The Wall Street Journal Wants YOU!

Hey, Serious Journamalists, are you looking for a new challenge? Maybe you've done your embedded time in the Iraq or the Afghanistan, and you've done your fair share of reporting on blowed up limbs and now you're like, meh,...

Wall Street Journal: Homeless People Just In It For All The Free Soup

Hedge fund manager Andy Kessler has figured out the true cause of homelessness: people lose everything and live on the streets because interfering do-gooders provide all those sweet cots and delicious soup-kitchen meals, and if people really wanted to...

Wall Street Journal Wishes Egypt Could Benefit from Its Very Own Pinochet

Good news everyone! Egyptians have (once again) taken to Tahrir square by the millions, and, aided by the military, deposed a sitting president. What is the appropriate reaction here? Is it: a) indifference, because we are ethnocentric Americans who cannot even...

Your Wonkette PRISM Explainer, Part 2 Of Infinite: Which Morons Are Saying What Stupid Things About PRISM?

We decided we needed an entirely separate Explainer to discuss all the stupid morons saying dumb things about PRISM and/or the collection of All Metadata Everywhere, because so many "journalists" have been MORE THAN HAPPY to come forward, pat...

Peggy Noonan Didn’t Like Her Hotel Room. Thanks Obama!

Has there ever been a sadder thing in the history of What We Must Bear than the time Peggy Noonan didn't like her hotel room? Well, yes! There was also the time the people-movers at the airport didn't work,...

Peggy Noonan Will Now Slur Her One-Million Word Book Report At You

We still get a wee thrill of joy every time there's a new Peggy Noonan column. There's a certain sad delight in watching someone who penned some of the best speeches of the last 50 years turn into the...

Peggy Noonan: How Is Wimpy Self-Pitying Richard Milhous Obama Bullying The Nation Today?

In the misty days and bestarryed eves that pile one upon the other until a bevy of swooping larks of the nation's citoyens fly as one for the gravied pomp and gloried circumstance of an Inauguration, a President must...

Peggy Noonan: Why Won’t Barack Obama Be Bipartisan Like John Boehner And Reagan Yes She Says Yes She Says Yes?

barack obama john boehner ronald reagan ronald reagan bipartisan tip o'neill ronald reagan cliffs the cliffs always cliffs good faith why why why no thats no way for him has he no manners nor no refinement nor no nothing...

Peggy Noonan, Of Course, Says She Was Right All Along

Presented without comment, because sweet Jesus Christ fucking your mom, how do you even ... what is the ... why can how for ... brain ... cracked ... shlobblemorfin hoowigah? President Obama did not lose, he won. It was...

Ghost Breitbart: Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal Now Part Of Obama’s Propaganda Machine

Hey guys! Did you know that there's a vast left-wing conspiracy to cover up the TRVTH about what happened in Libya? Totally factual and documented -- at least, inside what Wonkette's BFF Rachel Maddow calls the conservative "media bubble...