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A Children’s Treasury Of Drunken Wonker Perverts And Weirdos

HELLO PERVERTS AND WEIRDOS, here are your pictures from the first in a series of Wonkette Drinky Things and Meetups, this one in Los Angeles. Bammerz did not drop in, my head hurts. There will be only light posting...

Obama Campaign: President’s L.A. Travel Will Not Disrupt Wonkette Drinky Thing And Meetup

Your Wonkette was worried when LAObserved noted that yet another Obamajam was expected tomorrow (Thursday), just in time to disrupt traffic to the Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup just so he can go hang out with George Clooney. GODDAMN...

Come To Wonkette’s Friday Night Horror Bar Night!

Will you be "in town" this weekend, maybe on Friday night? Well then you are invited to Wonkette's first annual Halloweenie Whore Benefit, which is actually just a bar night we're throwing together -- and there is a Costume...

Come To Wonkette’s Patriotic Inaugural Ball This Friday!

To honor Barack Obama's swearing-in as the first Luo president of America, ever, your Wonkette is hosting a sexy sexy party this Friday -- yes, the one that's in two days! Ha ha! And it's free for everyone, with...

Paultards Accuse Wonkette Of Beating Up Women And Children At Paultardpalooza

The fallout continues over last weekend's Paultardpalooza festival in Washington D.C., which your Wonketteers bravely attended for seven minutes between episodes of drinking. If you can imagine, many hobbits on Ron Paul Forums are making strained "mental leaps" between...

Meet Your Wonkette’s ‘Early Morning Shots’ Crew!

What dark human vice was engaged herein, June 12, 2008, among Wonketteers and thine ilk? HEY-O! Aye. Before welcoming Ron Paul's veritable plethora of elitist followers to Washington D.C. for their rally, your Wonkette visited that fine Capitol Hill establishment, the...

Your First Exciting Batch Of Paultardpalooza Photos!

Now that your Wonkette has napped and commenced working on Drunkenness #3 of the day, it's time for our first batch of Paultardpalooza photos! Here are some of the best Paultards we saw at the Ron Paul Rally, at...

GOOD SWEET JESUS GOD: We've gotten a few million "HOT NAKED FLAPPERS" e-mails this afternoon, or at least a few dozen, for Paultardpalooza. Among the respondents were an elitist lawyer and a house of six interns! Ha ha, and...

Your Exciting Wonkette Saturday Morning Drinking Party Details!

We have our plans for Paultardpalooza, finally. We will meet at the gloriously iconic dive bar, the Tune Inn, at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow. We decided on the Tune Inn after calling various Capitol Hill bars and asking, "How early...

Everyone’s Excited for Paultardpalooza!

The Paultards are onto us, the "addicts and derelicts." We were only planning on going to the March drunk, not on drugs, although that sounds like a pretty good idea now that they've mentioned it. Anyway, we'll have details...