Bring me Solo, the Wookiee, and the slave girl's lawyer.
Bill O'Reilly is exactly as nice to work for as you'd imagine.
Fox News shows us how to lie while saying something that's technically factual
Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.
Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.
Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.
Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?
Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
This Internet thing is not really working out so good.
We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.
Oh great. Kelleyanne Conway will never go away now, ever.
Just don't call him 'moderate.' Nope, nope, nope.
It's not like Trump was going to appoint a union rep to be Labor secretary anyway.
So we know all true patriots love the Vets, and the Troops. But the folks at Dead Breitbart's House of Free-Floating White Male Rage aren't quite sure what to do with a remarkably anodyne rewrite of a CBS News...
Harry Reid may be leaving his seat, but he won't stand for this crap.
Turns out Donald Trump has always respected women bigly, except when they needed to be bitches.