Tag: women

Yeah, She’s Got Your Dinner Right Here

Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!

Rick Perry’s ‘Fossil Fuels Stop Rape’ Comment Only Half As Dumb As It Seems

Rick Perry is a stupid oil-pimping doofus. But today at least, he's only MOSTLY wrong.

Deleted Comments: Asking For Citations? What Typical Feminist Bullshit!

Our Dear ShitFerBrains cup truly runneth over this week.

Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?

Deleted Comments: Women Don’t Invent Stuff, So The Smartest Men Want Sex Robots

Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!

Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don’t Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They’re Shallow Hoors

If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)
Also not especially transcendent

Wingnut Mom Has Been To The Mountaintop! It Is A Very Stupid Mountaintop.

Oh darn. Someone has figured out that Democrats are totally RACIST against Trump supporters.

Nancy Pelosi’s Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides’ Mouths Go SHUT

The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.

Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!

Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.

Bye-Bye, Teen Preggo Prevention Programs! Hello, Bumper Crop Of Future Trump Brides!

President Pussygrabber to teens: Do as I say, not as I do. Also, you free Friday, honey?

Deleted Emails: How’s Your Garbage Piece Of Shit Website No One Cares About? :)

'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.
Not a scientist

BULLET DODGED

Disaster averted for now. One disaster, at least.

Kellyanne Conway Furious Sexist Media Sexist To Sexist Donald Trump’s Nonexistent Tax Plan

Pro-tip: If you're going to pivot, pivot to something that at least exists, maybe.

Donald Trump Jr. So Proud Karen Handel Broke Glass Ceiling, Because Dems Don’t Count

Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.

Tucker Carlson Sorry For Making Mean ‘Teen Vogue’ Lady More Famous Than Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe.

Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids’ Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine

What has gone wrong with our rich white men?