Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.
We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.
The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.
Where the Derp comes whippin' down the plains...
Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!
Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.
We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.
And when they have it perfected, women are OUT.
It's the morning of the night before the annual Sacred Baby Festival, and we come bearing gifts -- we're fresh out of lords a-leaping, and the five gold rings all have TRUMP stamped on them, so you'll have to...
Not only that, but Roy Moore, is surprisingly like Mick Jagger. We are not making that up.
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.
There’s always at least SOME fun news.