Tag: wingnuts

P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

Sad NYT Nazi YOU’RE FIRED Even Though He Had Such Nice Manners, Sad!

There’s always at least SOME fun news.
The Platonic Ideal Of Cheesy Thanksgiving Photos

Sorry, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Doesn’t Celebrate Pilgrims’ Triumph Over Socialism

Let's debunk some rightwing holiday hooey!

Deleted Emails: We Were CC’d On An Email To GOD!

We got a very rude email, and it turned out to be right. Also, God has our email address, but is not the rude one.

Whee! Let’s Break Coffeemakers For Sean Hannity! Why? MORE LIKE WHY NOT!

This might be 2017's stupidest political 'activism.'

Deleted Comments: Turns Out Some People REALLY Don’t Like The Pope. Who Knew?

If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.
Ssssmoking

Stupidest Man On Internet Says Barack Obama All Potted Up On Marijuana Gummy Bear Drugs!

Choom Gang, Choom Gang, CHOOM GANG!!!!

Steve Bannon Lost His Billionaire Patron Last Week. That’s A Great Excuse To Review This Book!

Hells yeah, we're reviewing a book that came out in July. It's a good book, Brent.

Oh No These Lunatics Say Antifa Gonna Civil War Us Tomorrow, BE VERY FRAID!!!

Oh goody, the gun-humpers are het up about a fake threat again, and some seem ready to go looking for trouble.

Deleted Comments: Asking For Citations? What Typical Feminist Bullshit!

Our Dear ShitFerBrains cup truly runneth over this week.

Jeff Sessions Cain’t BuhLIEVE Obama’s IRS Murdered All These Tea Party Groups!

We guess America is Great Again now.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Total Cuck Steve Bannon Shocked, Shocked To Learn Milo Consorted With Nazis

Huh! Bet you didn't know Steve Bannon was such a virtue-signalling SJW cuck!
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!

Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!