Tag: william ayers

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

Meghan McCain Said A Mouth Fart About Obama’s SCOTUS Nomination

Every so often it's important for us to check in with the GOP's greatest mind. No, not Ann Coulter, she's a crusty pile of washed-up nothingess. We are of course talking about Meghan McCain, who for some reason is...

Let’s Meet Obama’s Sexxxy Silver Fox SCOTUS Nominee, Merrick Garland!

Hooray, the president of America, Barack the Great, has made a nominee to replace Dead Antonin Scalia's rotting flesh 'n' bones on the Supreme Court! Don't you want to know everything about him? No? Well SUCKS TO BE YOU...
PFFFFFT JESUS.

Sarah Palin Would Never Judge You For Not Loving Jesus, As Long As You’re Donald Trump

Oh ho ho ho ho, you want to eat a fried moose sandwich with OMG hypocrisy sauce for breakfast this morning, the day of the big Iowa caucuses? Sarah Palin, whose latest grift (except for this one) is writing...
Did somebody say spandex?

Kansas To Give Gun Dealers Special Rights Like They’re A Bunch Of Gays Or Something

Thank Christ Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback and his team of merry Republican legislators have fixed the budgetary crisis they created, and now have time to move on to the important issues. It's time to ban discrimination against poor, helpless,...
NO MORE QUESTIONS!

Ben Carson Didn’t Fabricate His Entire Life Story, Obama Did!

Ben Carson is SO MAD, BROS AND LADY-BROS! He is being persecuted by all these liberal media types asking him quote unquote "questions" about his life story, and all the parts of it that don't quite add up, which is unfair...
Wuss Mountain, more like.

Tyrant Obama Stealing America’s Mountains Now, Giving Them Yucky Foreign Names

Emperor Obama has issued another fatwa, and this time it is about how it's no longer okay for North America's highest peak, which is located right in the middle of Ohio in Alaska, to be named after President William McKinley,...

Palin Did Not Spontaneously Invent ‘Pal Around With Terrorists’ Line

Last October when vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was busily stoking the fires of racism and Islamophobia across Real America, she uttered this wonderful line about how Barack Obama liked to "pal around with terrorists." And all the liberals...

Liveblogging The Aftermath Of The Last Debate Ever

So uh how did that whole deal go? Let's go the the twelve dozen pundits gathered around a table in the CNN dungeon and see what they have to say, while Ken Layne eagerly watches the CSPAN to see...

Robert Gibbs And Sean Hannity Embarrass Nation

You may have seen this already, on a Liberal website, in which Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs gets in Sean Hannity's face to ask him why he hates the Jews. This is in response to a question about Bill Ayers....

NEW VIRGINIA POLLS GOOD FOR THE BLACK: Your favorite communist "half-breed" jerkoff material, Barack Obama, is crushing the American candidate, McCain, in two news Virginia polls -- one by 10 points, another by 12. Wow, Virginia, way to stab...

Rudy Giuliani Conference Call A Hit!

What better surrogate for McCain to whore out to reporters during a financial crisis than Rudy Giuliani, who personally... uh... made Wall Street have lots of liquidity or something on 9/11, with his bullhorn. Today's conference call sounds like...

RNC Launches Very Interesting ‘BarackBook’!

Since John McCain cannot appeal to America's Youth in any demonstrable way, he has to rely on the famously hip and "with it" RNC to awaken the young voters' elan vital. And what do the children like this millennium?...