This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Let's talk about sadistic Blackwater creep Erik Prince and his secret back-door meetings with the Trump transition!
Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?
Donald Trump is gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out his CIA director loves America more than he loves Trump. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Joe and Mika have HAD IT with Trumpers and their lying.
Angela Merkel just read Donald Trump FOR FILTH, with *just her face*. Is there anything the Germans can't do?
Connect the dots, if any. Maybe there are no dots. Maybe YOU'RE the dot.
Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!
The Trump Organization doing something sketchy and maybe criminal? WHOA IF TRUE!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
What's Hillary up to? Oh, just screwing with Trump and Mike Flynn on Twitter.
Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
This never would have happened under Jill Abramson.
In shocking news, Assange may be going back on his promise to face extradition to the United States. Really.