Tag: west wing week

Barry Hates Riding In Cars With Boys

Greetings, liberal larvae! I hope you enjoyed your Dear Leader's Most Sacred and Honorable Birthday Week in the appropriate fashion: prostrating yourself at the Virgin of Obamalupe altar you've built in the corner of your shack with colorful tin...

Barack Obama Won’t Stop Crashing Science Fairs

Alright, you knuckle-biting asshandlers, it's time for your favorite Pulitzer Prize-winning kolumn to return with a sexy vengeance! Yes, fapping masses, your weekly investigative report/breathless Obamarrr fanfic installment is back. I've been busy traveling to tell jokes and do...

The Week In Barry Drinking Game

Hello! Would you like to know what your President Mahmoud Barack Hussein Al-Bama did this week? Well, this column will tell you everything in vast, accurate detail, based on Official White House Videographer Arun Chaudhary's weekly pornographic Inter-tubes serial....

Obama Is Just Fine With the Election Results, Okay?

Barack Obama had a Very Tough Week, in that he was still the president and the first black chief executive of these United States and a hero to millions around the world and brilliant and handsome and also, fuck...

Barack Obama Will Not Stop It With the Home Invasions

Oh, hello there, filthy Wonkette freaklings. I didn't know today was the Skank Parade! Aren't you cute, with your sallow whorefaces and your characteristic odor of rot? I suppose you've come to this space in search of your weekly...

Hopey Loves the Little Children, All the Children of The World

Well hello there, you dirty little hamsters! What did you do this week? Jack off to shirtless photos of Carl Paladino advisor and known titty enthusiast Roger Stone? Stretch your intellectual muscles by taking in a Christine O'Donnell...

Barack Obama and the Ghost of Rodney Dangerfield Go Back To School

It is time for the "Back to School" episode on America's favorite pornographic Interweb serial, "West Wing One Cup," so one could be forgiven for assuming one would see images of Barack Obama going back to his Muslin...

Barry Obamar Celebrates the Muslin Terrorist New Year 5771

L'shanah tovah, bitches! Happy Jew Year and all that jazz. Even though it is Rosh Hashish-nah and not Yom Kippur, my estranged lover, Official White House Videographer Arun Chaudhary, has enacted a Day of Atonement. Today, he's made a...

Why Does Barack Obama Hate Thursday?

Sometimes, even superfans get angry at their favorite auteurs. For example, every time I think about those Star Wars abortionfilms with Hayden Christensen, I get PPSD (post prequel stress disorder) and have rage fits involving visions of Jar Jar...

Barack Obama Is Your Mister Darcy

If we learn one thing and one thing only from such classic love stories as Trainspotting, it's that momma don't do so well when she ain't had her "medicine." And this week, for some fucking reason, stingy and manipulative...

The Imaginarium of Doctor Chaudhary

You know, I originally pitched this weekly column to Tiger Beat, and they obviously jumped at it. But then I realized that the best place in the world for my devotion to Our Pantymelter in Chief was this reactionary...

Shirley Sherrod Ends Up On the Cutting Room Floor

Did you know that there was a Controversy this week surrounding a USDA employee? No? Neither does West Wing Week, the greatest television program on the Internet. Its sole reason for existence is to tell you the things that...

Obama Is Your New Nomi Malone

Sometimes people ask me, "Sara Benincasa, how do you find the time to stalk Barry O. when you live in New York City, not in the swampy deathquake that is the District of Columbia?" The answer is that I...

West Wing Week’s Mysterious ‘Missing Time’

This is the week that LeBron has made, let us rejoice and be glad! America's favorite Black Athlete-Jesus has elected himself Emperor of Miami, which will surely make Elian Gonzalez regret returning home to the Bay of Pigs. But...