Tag: weapons of mass destruction

We Sure Yelled At The Media A Lot This Year, For Sucking

We here at ye olde Yr Wonkette are not A Journalist. Which does not mean we do not know how journalism is formed. We (yr editrix Rebecca Schoenkopf) went to journalism school, for journalism, and then taught college journalism...
Pure gender-neutral evil

Judith Miller Knows Who To Blame For Her Crap Iraq War Reporting (Hint: Not Judith Miller)

Judith Miller, disgraced former propagandist for the Bush administration (and also former reporter for the New York Times) -- now a Fox News contributor, OF COURSE -- is still defending herself and the blood on her hands, with a new...
He looks a little like George Tenet.

BREAKING: George Bush Never Lied About WMDs, Was Gullible Idiot All Along

Far be it from us to argue with one of the esteemed legal minds responsible for exonerating Oliver North, but this editorial by Judge Laurence Silberman arguing against the proposition that George W. Bush lied the country into war...
He Kept Us Mostly Safe Kind Of

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Kept Us Safe From Terrorism

Well, fans of Christianist textbooks, just like in 1989, we're just about at the end of history once again, or at least the end of our two rightwing Christian textbooks, almost. Last week, our 11/12th-grade textbook, United States History...

Dick Cheney Offers Opinions, Irony Meters Become Sentient Long Enough To Jump From Tall Buildings

How unfair is it that (insert name of a beloved family member/spouse/friend/celebrity/pet/serial killer/Iraqi citizen/American soldier here) is dead and Dick Cheney still roams the earth? Just the thought of that ancient visage sneering at all of us from the...

Bill O’Reilly Recalls Hot Men’s Room Encounter With Spike Lee

Spike Lee is, according to Bill O'Reilly, a tiny tiny little man who set up O'Reilly with the porniest line ever -- "You find any weapons of mass destruction in here?" -- and instead of whipping out his massive...