Tag: washington post
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
It's the morning of the night before the annual Sacred Baby Festival, and we come bearing gifts -- we're fresh out of lords a-leaping, and the five gold rings all have TRUMP stamped on them, so you'll have to...
Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Here's why two conservative stars slept with a guy who wanted to fuck children.
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
Listen to this man right now.
Shocker: WaPo journalist does journalism right, proving that you can't trust anything WaPo says.
Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!
You don't actually have to do good work to make big bucks as a rightwing provocateur.
James O'Keefe gets schooled by WaPo, Republicans scramble to pass their tax cuts for the super rich, and Democrats are salivating at their 2018 chances. Your morning news brief.
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?
Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.
Who needs investigative reporting when you can find some random guy on Twitter to take down the Lamestream Media?