Everything's coming up pizza!
Where in the world is the Wonkebago?
Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.
Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!
What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!
You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.
If those guys ever come back to America, they might be in big trouble.
The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!
Portland managed not to have a riot, not that plenty of people weren't itching for one.
What has gone wrong with our rich white men?
Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!
These kids today with their crazy slang!
Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.
As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!