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Look At Your Teenagers, America. Be PROUD Of Your Teenagers, America!

Will you just look at these terrific kids?

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Inauguration Protest Prosecutors Lighting Constitution On Fire

You know, what we needed this year was an epic battle over basic civil liberties, because there really hasn't been enough in the news lately.

HILLARY CLINTON ADMITS CONSPIRING WITH PIZZAGATE CHILD DUNGEON PIZZERIA!!1!

Everything's coming up pizza!

Where Are We Drinky-Thinging At You Next Friday, Wonkers?

Where in the world is the Wonkebago?

House Judiciary Committee Demands To Know Why Hillary Clinton Fired James Comey

Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

If Jason Chaffetz Can’t Afford DC, Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Bought That New iPhone

What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!

Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up

You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.

DC Charging Erdogan’s Goon Squad For Bringing Turkish-Style Democracy To America

If those guys ever come back to America, they might be in big trouble.

You’re All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017

The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!

Portland Nazi Rally Pretty Peaceful, You Know, For A Nazi Rally

Portland managed not to have a riot, not that plenty of people weren't itching for one.

Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids’ Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine

What has gone wrong with our rich white men?

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby’ Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!