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Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

A Children’s Treasury of Newt Gingrich Ratcheting Up Tensions With Poor Kids

Last night's Republican debate in the former U.S. territory of South Carolina brought the declaration of not one but two wars! Which, thank goodness, we were just about to run out of wars! Rick Perry predictably bumbled South Carolinians...

Special People Cruisin’ To Beckpocalypse

Oh, ye Armies of the Night! Rise up ... or, hell, just remain seated. Remain seated, ye lardbottoms, and also stick to daylight hours, so you don't run into each other, on those ridiculous scooters paid for by Socialist...

GOP Website Apparently DOESN’T HAVE THE TIME To Listen To All Americans Speaking Out

Several friendly jackass readers have notified your Wonkette of the current status of the GOP's new comedy website, America Speaking Out. Apparently so many brilliant American political/policy strategists are trying to type in cock jokes that the website --...

George Washington Will Warblog, Correct Liberal History

The Coward-King of Virginia, Wingnut George Washington, has returned to his computer, for warfare. He is taking our attack seriously, at his own peril: Dear Jim Newell, As to your second comment, neither George Washington nor I murdered King George...

George Washington Is A Terrible Coward

Any Commander of the Continental Army worth his salt should know that you can't go about Warring if one side moderates all Blogspot comments, on the Internet, approving nothing. Each side must stand in a line and shoot at...

‘2009’ Warblog Awards Canceled!

Sad news for lovers of digital violence and carnage everywhere: the 2009 Weblog Awards, for which some of you wonderful nerds nominated your Wonkette a month or two ago, have been canceled due to math or technology problems or...

OH HELL YEAH DO THIS THING: It's the last day of something or other with the Warblog Awards! Details here, from warblog Commenter Gen. Chascates. Thank you, everyone, for your many patriotic votes!

What Will Barack Obama Do On His ‘Computer Night’?

Barack's got the 'puter all to himself! What will he do? Order pizza? Play some sort of online fighting game? Leave more hilarious comments on RonPaulForums.com? Check out his fancy Chicago 'hood on Zillow to see how much his...

Silly Paultards, The Great War Is Over

It's December, 2007 all over again! Out of nowhere come the Paultards, today, wanting more War. Apparently one of them -- "furlough" (Willie Horton?) at the Daily Paul -- saw some "hate speech" in an earlier post, which doesn't...

Everyone Loves A Wartime Economy!

The Junior Senator from France, Nicolas Sarkozy, has started up with some anti-imperialist rhetoric in Prussian capital of Munich of all places. On the bright side, this new WWI with France and Germany will save the economy for sure....